Quotes from my old sim…
Hmmm…eto nalang nakakatuwa, basa nalang kau green jowks na send ng mga peeps from this sim…
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Q: In which place do both men and women have CURLY hair?
A: I was thinking of Africa…(Green minded)
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Letter from the hospital:
Dear Sir,We are pleased to inform u that d red rush around ur penis isn’t cancer but lipstick.Our apologies for the amputation.
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Man at 20: Simply F*ck
Man at 30: Love to f*ck
Man at 40: Still can f*ck
Man at 50: Try to f*ck
Man at 60: Cry after f*ck
Man at 70: What the f*ck
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Man to saleslady…
Man: My wife needs bra but I don’t know the size
Girl: Touch my breast and try to calculate
Man: Oh wow! I forgot she needs panties too… XD
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Mrs: Hoy animal, sino ‘tong baby na nagtetext?
Mr: Ah, kumpare ko yan lalake yan, baby lang ang palayaw
Mrs: Oh eto replyan mo nde daw kayo tuloy at may regla daw ang tarantado.
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Mga lasa ng gatas ng babae
Dalagita: Fresh Milk
Dalaga: Pasteurized
Bagong Kasal: Skimmed
Matagal ng kasal: Yogurt
Matandang dalaga: Taho
Lola: Tokwa
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Quotes too…
Eto nde ko talaga binura ‘to fav ko ‘tong mga quotes na ‘to eh:
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Never wound if you can’t kill, never kill if you can’t run, never run if you can’t hide, never hide if you can’t wound
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It’s good to have money and the things money can buy, but it’s good too to check once in a while and make sure you haven’t lost the things money can buy
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For most of the time, you won’t remember the last time you kissed the one you love. That’s because you never thought it would be the last
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You’ll never know how much you needed your friends until you look back along the rope and realize how many knots they tied to keep you from falling
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